Things not to say to a cop!

[4x4Paco]

NEVER SAY TO A COP


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!


10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.


11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[YJ Dave]

Geee officer I'm not as drunk as you areeee!

[sureshot40sw]

He he he he he... actually heard some of those.....

My favorite: "I can't even do this sober !!!"

[cmlsu5618]

nothing beats the classic...

"OFFICER.. I swear to drunk im not god !!"

[Wrangler04]

have you been eating doughnuts because your eyes look glazed

[MistyMtTop]

Originally Posted by sureshot40sw

He he he he he... actually heard some of those.....

My favorite: "I can't even do this sober !!!"

I have unfortunately done this ( & I wasn't even blonde yet )

[rankin94_yj]

when a cop says " get out of the car" you say "i cant u get it"

or "boy im glad to see you, i could have killed somebody"

these are from rodney carrington. pretty halarious stuff.

[Piginajeep]

Originally Posted by sureshot40sw

He he he he he... actually heard some of those.....

My favorite: "I can't even do this sober !!!"

lol....,Ive heard that a couple of times, I just laugh right at them,